20+ Funny Barber Shop Jokes

Dec 12 2013 explore olde time barber shoppe memori s board barbershop humor followed by 642 people on pinterest.

Funny barber shop jokes. See more ideas about humor beard humor beard no mustache. Watch while i prove it to you the barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other then calls the boy over and asks which do you want son the boy takes the quarters and leaves. At hair s johnny salon in the stanley hotel. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. Our hand picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh. The great hair after. Hoping to make amends the barber asked do you want your head wrapped in a towel.

Johnny wanted to look suave for the local dance so he slipped into taffy. That s rich laughed the barber. You re going to need it a month later the man again came in for his regular haircut. Again the barber said oh no i will not accept any money from a man of god. This is the dumbest kid in the world. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. He ll look the size of an ant.

Barbershop jokes your 5 jokes for august 18 2012. Funny elderly barbers never die. After the shave the barber said that will be a quarter please but said the man your sign says two bucks for a shave. Boy good luck on this lousy trip of yours. The barber asked him about his trip to rome. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer this is the dumbest kid in the world. A scientist trying to find out what makes jokes funny.

A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave. Where can you get a scary good hair cut in estes park colorado. The barber said oh no i will not accept any money from a man of god. Your 5 jokes for august 18 2012. So i pushed her over. You and a million other people trying to see him. Watch while i prove it you the barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in.

50 genuinely funny jokes to make you laugh last updated. They just become old cut ups. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance. Curl up and dye. Watch while i prove it you the barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other then calls the boy over and asks which do you want son. Well the rabbi came for a hair cut.

How come only a quarter the barber answered once in a awhile we get a guy that is all mouth and we only charge him twenty five cents. Everyone loves witty jokes. A man walks into a barber shop and says i ll have a shave and a shoe shine. So the next day the barber went to open his shop and found a bottle of wine and a thank you note. This is the dumbest kid in the world.