Dry Humor Quotes About Life

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket i d miss you so much and talk about you fondly to everybody who asked the early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese this is my step ladder.

Dry humor quotes about life. That seventies show go through life like a duck. See more ideas about humor funny quotes bones funny. Tom lehrer. If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended would dry up at once. I never knew my real ladder some cause happiness wherever they go. 278 share your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Be careful not to do your good deeds when there s no one watching you.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. By now i should have learned that luck if she was a lady was a mean spirited bitch with a grudge against me. Majestic on top kicking like hell underneath. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man and i hate people like that. Life isn t about finding yourself. Life is like a sewer. Subscribe smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies.

Sarcastic quotes and sayings. Jinnah and i hope to die as plain mr. Life is about creating yourself. Fyodor dostoevsky life love you world. Tom lehrer. If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover spam. Johnny carson we go through life thinking we re invincible but the truth is we re totally vincible.

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